We had planned our next stop to be near Marseilles, however due to the French Grand Prix being that weekend, all accommodation was either booked up or ridiculous prices, so we decided to skip past and head a bit further on, to Fréjus. Like almost every other town and village with a harbour on this part of the Côte d’Azur, it was packed full of expensive sea-going toys. It has a lovely harbour and we had a nice seafront lunch before heading to our hotel for a bit of a sun bathe and swim.

Our next stop would be a two night stay in Monaco, and to be honest the constant drive, stop, check-in, sleep, check-out, drive routine was beginning to fatigue us both, so we were looking forward to a day where there was no packing and unpacking. I think if you’re going to embark on a road trip of this duration you will probably need to pencil in a couple of longer stops, or you’ll start to burn out.
Knowing that our next stop was Monaco, a Mecca for petrolheads, we decided that it would be worth giving Mixie a wash. We were now approximately halfway through our trip and she was starting to look a little grimy and the front end was splattered with plenty of little beasties we had splatted. We also needed to keep on top of our laundry situation, I didn’t want to run out of pants in Monaco, so we did a load in the supermarket car-park, then while it was whizzing round went to wash Mixie, popped back to throw it in the dryer then popped off for some breakfast while that was on the go.

After washing my pants and the car, it was time to head off down the coast again. There are two choices here, just blast past on the Autoroute or use the road that snakes along the coast. Although it’s a lovely drive and the views are amazing, because it is chock-a-block with villages, towns, harbours and other built up areas, it can take quite a while. We got as far as Cannes, stopped for an ice-cream, then decided to head back onto the Autoroute for the last 50km into Monaco.

Monaco needs no introduction. We had never visited before so when we got there spent an hour driving around just enjoying the craziness of the road system. Due to the land being so expensive and limited, there are loads of tunnels dug into the cliffs and it’s easy to get lost. The place is so compressed, hilly and has so many tall buildings and the aforementioned tunnels, that my GPS kept losing signal. It didn’t matter, it was just nice to drive around, and then now and again realise that we were on a famous part of the Monaco GP Circuit. After an hour of this we decided to just follow the road signs to where our hotel was – luckily we had chosen one right next door to the AS Monaco Football Ground, which happened to be signposted from almost everywhere. We parked Mixie in the underground car park amongst all kinds of automotive erotica and exotica; Ferraris, Porsches, Mercedes, Alfas, Lancias, Lamborghinis, Mclarens, Mustangs, Bentleys, Rollers, the list went on and on.


We had booked two nights here, intending to do the late night Casino experience first night then having a relaxing day before pressing on after the weekend. I had brought my Black Tie outfit, and the Mrs a dress, fully expecting the Casino to be the full James Bond experience, but there did seem to be a lack of people wearing this order of dress so I asked the nice concierge if Black Tie was appropriate. It seems that Monaco has left the 1920s far behind and unless you’re going to a specific function, then even the best Casino – the world famous Casino Monte Carlo – doesn’t require you to be dressed up. I would say wear trousers, shoes and a collared shirt and you’ll fit in nicely without standing out like a sore thumb. It was well worth talking to the concierge as well – he had been invited to a classic car night in the Casino Café de Paris but unfortunately for him, he had had to change shifts at late notice and couldn’t attend. He asked us if we liked Classic Cars…
So, we ended up in Casino Square, having fabulous free drinks and food, watching fabulous lumps of metal drive up, disgorge the fabulous people into the fabulous Casinos. It was really surreal, exactly like you see on the telly, and me and the wife just sat there in the warm summer evening watching it all with mouths ever so slightly agape but pretending to be movie stars. After enjoying the hospitality, we went to the Casinos, didn’t break the bank but ended up back at the hotel in the early hours exhausted but happy.

The next day we watched the England Football team tear Panama apart 6-1 in an Irish Bar, then had another wonderful seafood dinner before an early-ish night and the next leg on our journey where we would be going into our sixth country and our second Mountain range.