Time to laugh in the face of the pandemic!
Let’s give each other a lift. Who’s got a good joke to share?
Bert, at 85 years of age, always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes like Tiger Woods , so, seeing some on sale in the golf shop in Inverness he bought them.
He was so delighted with his purchase, he decided to wear them home to show the Mrs.
Walking proudly into the house, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different aboot me?”
Margaret, at age 83, looked him over and replied, “Nope.” Frustrated as hell , Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed, and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the new golf shoes.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW?”
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan response, "Bert, what’s different? It’s hanging doon e day, it was hanging doon yesterday, and it’ll be hanging doon again tomorrow.
Furious, Bert yells out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOON, MARGARET?
“Nope - not a clue”, she replied…
“IT’S HANGING DOON, BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW GOLF SHOES!!”
Without missing a beat Margaret replies, “You shoulda bought a new hat.”