a pair of green wellies and a…
And a furry white hat
Went for a …
really unfortunate curry experience…
…so the loo rolls are in the fridge.
however he tripped on a stray onion bhaji…
Some sheep
were a little bit worried… since mutton is a popular curry ingredient, as is…
sozzled goat
…and goats head soup was …
…surprisingly potent and could be passed off as craft beer…
Unlike Watneys which was like drinking…
drain water
Which is not good for your health, unlike…
liquidised extract of goat horn which surprisingly helps…
with impotence, according to Dr Ho Lee Fook of Beijing, who spent years studying the affects of …
fertility of wasps, which
was quite a painful project, and he found the best thing for swollen fingers was…
…a large hammer
to kill the wasps, and has now turned his attention to…
how to use wasp carcases in distillation which produces a drink surprisingly…