Finish the sentence

like Watneys Pale Ale , which is why…

he decided to move to Moldova…

to be near his Romanian relatives, who at 4.00am every Sunday morning went into the garden and…

Worshipped the moles which…

Had appeared on his face overnight,causing him to

Telephone 111. The operator told him to stand in…

For Matt Baker on the One show until

Boris is free to relieve him of his…

Huge salary which he had planned to spend on a

New boots and High heeled shoes , because he always felt that …

Sainsbury’s looking for some

As above

and below, he couldn’t understand the extra hair…

that was growing on his palms, so he applied Olde Monkey unction , which his granny said would also…

Improve his libido. But unfortunately

combined with his viagra caused…

a very stiff neck. The doctor told him he wasn’t swallowing the tablets quick enough. So

he took four in one go, and his whole body went rigid, so they stood him against the wall like a statue, and his Mother in law said " my god" …

I have never seen him this stiff since he watched Love Island. I told him

that olive oil is useful for…