looking after Popeye who was…
showing off his guns, which
were starting to rust badly, requiring…
a quick rub down with
celery, it was all she ever had for him to use while she…
was trying out a new Vegan diet, but he found it …
she was practising making crumpets for “Great British Bake Off”. Unfortunately her crumpets were
without holes, more like a muffin but not quite as …
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pancake like. Thankfully her french fancies were
A total triumph, especially when accompanied with a
spot of Worcestershire sauce which can also be used for…
an alternative to preparation H, although …
please don’t drink the stuff because…
the last time I did it gave me hairy hobbit feet. However one benefit was
….no need for shoes, but clipping toenails was a real…
Challenge using my wifes false teeth, but the good thing was …
She was wearing them
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as part of her ceremonial headress which came out when…
…Baron Samedi hit town to…
open a new vegan kebab shop, the problem was …