can i be your son for a couple of days juke, i promise ill look after it mate,
p/s i wont give a damn if any old gits report my driving back to you,
In a word…NO! I’ve got this one to get through uni’ and that’s me done…apart from the second daughter’s wedding 2012…and now the eldest daughter’s told us we’re going to be grandparents this year…so I really can’t / won’t take any more kids on thanks…or is that me just being grumpy?
I have told him his responsibility where waving is concerned…mind you, he’s so vain he’ll think it’s just him that invites the recognition!
Dear Mr Flea,
I have just read your advertisment for the Old Gits Club and I would like to be considered for membership. I would enclose a copy of my CV but I cant remember where I put it…
Anyway, I am 55, my hair is grey, (the other one was light brown but it fell out some time ago). I wear spectacles, am (slightly) overweight, suffer from gout, have knocking knees and can moan for England. In fact I have been known to moan for Wales, Scotland and Ireland too. I have developed a taste for Horlicks these last few years but hey, having a vice is what keeps you young.
Oh, and I drive one of those MX5 thingies.
RSVP.
He sounds too polite to me !
I was just thinking the same thing. Decrepit he may be, but doesn't seem too unhappy with his lot so I'm not too sure he's really quite the right type... 
Mr Flea—that’s a first 
" I have developed a taste for Horlicks these last few years but hey, having a vice is what keeps you young."
For this line alone, Zimmer should be enroled and worshipped - being brave enough to lick a Hor …hell of an admission!
I was going to suggest a few guide lines for aspiring old gits, maybe a pocket book or training manual, then I realised–Every old git I’ve met became so through years of practice, abusing people, lacking patience. Infact I’m fed up with this tripe.
Congratulations Marpar - now you’re a PROPER Old Git. Up until that revelation, you were a bit half-hearted about the whole thing really but now you can truly get in touch with your inner gittish self.
I think Zimmer can only be truly worshipped when we see photographic evidence of his depravity (and the glass that he keeps his teeth in…)
But out Steve …you don’t even belong here & no Old Gits sig. You laugh to much anyhow. 
You started out on the wrong foot slightly there (Dear Mr Flea whats all that about) Oyee or just Flea would have been ok + sounds more grumpy. Looks like your slowly winning over the more moany lot in our group …However you do have a 5 so thats a good start. If you bother to post a further message without being so polite. We may let you join 
Must admit that was true moaning of the finest …Keep up the ---- work
(Puts grumpy Gor Blimey 'ead on).
" Oi Flea! Moanin’ they dont know a fing abart moanin! I’ll giv ya moanin’. Oo’s this Marpar geezer? Bet ‘e dont drink ‘Orlicks straight from the packit like what I do. An’ Andleycomb. Wasat; a bleetin’ airbrush? Bah. An anuver fing. 'Ow much is this gonna cost me? Anyfink more that a couple 'a bob a monf is too much. I’ve got a truss to support. Come to fink of it, sominks just fell orf…
So; Am I in or wot? An dont take too long finkin abart it neiver.
(Removes grumpy Gor blimey 'ead again, puts back in box)
1, If the World didn’t suck, we’d all fall off!
2, Oi Flea! Moanin’
3, I’ll giv ya moanin’
4, Oo’s this Marpar geezer?
5, 'Orlicks straight from the packit
6, Andleycomb. Wasat; a bleetin’ airbrush?
7, So; Am I in or wot?
8, An dont take too long finkin abart it neiver
Ok…Now that’s a lot better. Your in & don’t forget your new/additional sig or your be for it
Is this ok…?
Lubly jubly…Welcome you Old Git
Hey Flea, with his grumpy Gor Blimey ‘ead on ol’ Zimmer ought to be promoted to full member status immediately - surely (or should that be surly?) he doesn’t need a probationary period with a grumpy moan like that. Bloomin’ excellent!
And no, I’m not a brush, more a flea comb…
I wanted im to be a fall blooded member but Zimmer was so thought best to let im do what he wanted.
Can I join please, am well into the category, I remember shillings and pence and threepenny bits, Coronation (Liz) and my first car was an A30. My mk1 5 is not a even a third of my age!
If that aint enough to qualify im beggared!! lol
Three times older than your Mk1. Your not beggared. Your in …Welcome