Dont you mean OLD TIMERS DISEASE ? 
Heyup you lot. 
Just got home from filling up my 4x4 smoker with diesel £87 
and they think us oldun`s
have nowt to worry about! thatll make a hole in me O A pension when I get it. Therell be none left for me by then
where`s it all gonna end.
But you`ll not hear me complaining 
Now then if you can afford a big old smoker like that you could donate your pension every month to a worthy cause “Tarws MX5 restoration fund”
lol
Hang on there 4 mnths off yet.so nowt spare for you, so there! I`ve got a family of 5s to support as well
But dont want you feeling sorry , will manage somehow. I blame the ?ankers
Wake up you Old Git’s it Friday night 
Wake up…I’m off to beddie byes, it’s hard work doing a four day week, next week I’ve got to do five days!! Ah well night night
I’m only 50. too young I guess.
No your not . Don’t talk silly you old fox
SO …&
Wat you mean SO---------Friday night is Curry nite-----Wake up Roy!!!
Did you get your bus pass today then mate
50! only 50 FOX? bit of a lad here
ain`t had time to learn how to moan proper as he
Moan, moan !
You lot don’t know what moaning is.
When I was a lad we zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
…i guess as pushing 58 in a couple of months you’d better include me as well.
just a thought, 
do foxes catch fleas, or has flea cought a fox someone get out the flea dusting powder quick 
Friday shmidy…most nights are curry nite for you…No to bus pass, fell asleep
You gotta moan about somefing first…Age don’t matter if your a moaner…Told today i’m getting a bit soft so putting foot down a bit. Moan about somfing & we’ll think about it
Oyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee …NOT THE POWDER
What about these daft storylines in these ere soaps eeh. 
They are worth a moan c`mon nobody could be
so thick in real life could they! beggars belief donnit. what rubbish 
They say everything in life has a purpose , what purpose does a flea have other than to cause irritation ?
(Stand back for fireworks if he’s about).
WHAT the $@#~+*? who said that