Ant and Dec.
Every cookery/chef program.
Every dancing, singing, pratting about program…Simon Cowhead stuff here.
Every house make over, renovation program,
In fact Saturday night television can go in. It’s all crap.
Ah, I see. Attachment theory of emotions. I have googled it and now I completely understand. It’s not your fault you can’t help it.
However I know that you are a caring person who has dedicated your life to helping others. You have extensive qualifications in mental health and social work and I am sure you have put this in to practice tirelessly throughout your career to this end.
Two ways I can put this.
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Physician, heal thyself.
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Just deal with it mate!
Anyway, getting back to the point of this thread, can I put my delightful ex-wife in there please? ???
NO, stick her in room 102 with my ex cow!
Where they can sit and plot new ways of screwing you over, even 10yrs later.
Can I have a rant, please, sir?
Room 101 candidate for me is any semi-literate moron who writes would OF when they mean would HAVE.
It betrays a lack of intelligence and understanding of the most basic principles of grammar. Grrrr!
Agree also re most of the pet hates above, particularly the Morris ‘n’ Doris brigade who insist on doing 40mph along a fast open A road despite a 10-car queue behind them, then turn on to a Motorway still doing 40mph, only to build up to a heart-stopping 50mph while sitting in the middle lane like broody hens and refusing to move over no matter what.
Seen 2 of 'em tonight on my way home…! Why me???
Sorry…Rant over…
Aldi.
Yea…I know it’s like well annoying innit though
(Annonymouse)
mine too!
Yo no what I mean like
Yerr…Innit? Yea but; no but…
U dissin’ me, man?
Vikki Pollard wudda bin proud. ;-))
Soz!
Aldi.
People who stop for fuel at a supermarket petrol station then proceed to do the weekly shop. You can see them meandering about looking at the ingredients of various items while you’re sat in the car like a lemon. Whilst everybody else seems to either pay at pump or are in and out like a flash.
Shortened version of Vikki Pollard catchphrase seems to have become very common. The answer to a question is preceded by ‘Yer, no…’. Make your ******* mind up, it’s one or the other.
Could I just suggest a little caution to all those who are consigning ex-wives to room 101.
Somewhere, probably on Mum’s Net, they may well be doing the same to ex-husbands.
Mmmmmm ! Now there’s a scary thought !
The total R Soles with 4 x 4’s who think its great to go gfast in the snow but forget that they still will not stop any quicker.
The even bigger R Soles who do not clear ALL of the snow from their cars (look t me, we had more snow that you).
Teens who converse in “Pidjin Yardie” or “Gangsta” because they think it’s “cool” to sound like a Jamaican drug dealer! Respect man!
It’s no use ranting, these people will not read it, and even if they did they would not choose to amend their behaviour.
I just ignore them, listen to Enya, and go on my way feeling calmly superior.
What would happen if we put Room 101 into Room 101? Would Frank Skinner cease to exist or would the Universe collapse in on itself?
They’re probably the same ones that drive through flooded roads like a destroyer dropping depth charges swamping everyone coming in the opposite direction with their bow waves!
Stupid, selfish, arrogant b’tards!
A year or two ago the dip in the road under Ruislip Manor tube bridge flooded in a big way and a 4x$ went sailing into it, but the depth was such the car just floated to a halt and drifted to one side, stuck and slowly sank. Much merriment from the bystanders, including me walking back from the proper swimming-pool. The picture of the stranded car appeared on one of the news channels. A white van featured in the same place on another occasion.
I forget what type of 4x$ it was, but then I rarely notice them anyway, except when trying to glue themselves to my rear bumper, and that is the only time I leave my foot on the brake pedal at the lights etc after having set the handbrake.
Insurance companies who send out an inflated automatic renewal quote (you know who you are!) only to discover they can almost halve it when challenged over the phone.
People inflating their tyres at Tesco who won’t relinquish the air machine until it stops, even if that means going around each tyre again and again… while others wait.
Tesco’s for charging 50p for the bloody air in the first place, up from 20p overnight.
That woman in the SCS sofa adverts.