Mona… Because shes pretty from a distance but up close… Not so pretty!!
Sorry, its a family thing naming cars. Crazy doesn’t run in my family, it strolls through taking its time to get to know everyone!!
Suzy Kettles - after the character played by Emma Thompson in the Scottish TV series ‘Tutti Frutti’
Daphne
Anni
Kit
I dont care what anyone says, I am just pleased to be able to type while wearing this straight jacket.
I went for the unconventional name of Hawaiin Edd (dont even know how I came to that name!)
My wife calls it the thing an elephant sat on. She dont like it. 
“Whisper”
Because it came to me with a silly loud boy-racer exhaust. Which I kept. It’s noisy and causes childish throttle blipping in tunnels. But it’s not about ostentaceous adolescent display winks.
Spider Car!
My son’s choice - I guess 'cause its black and looks a bit menacing - but who knows what goes on in the mind of a 2 year old!
I call mine " The Wife " !! Why I hear you ask ? Well let me tell you,… It takes all my spare money, And spends most of the week at home doing nothing !!! 
Ohh and it can’t cook !!
Right i’m just off for a pint… If I don’t post for a few days, You will know that Maz has read this post !!! And you should be able to contact me in A&E !! 
Lola
Named by a 4year old
What it says below. And whats wrong with talking to them !
Im always asking Uma to hang on (mid corner) and I caress Sparkle with the finest lotions 
Alan
And never ever call them inaminate objects… They have character
Mazzy.
LOL !
…seeing as I refer to the wife as " 'er indoors ", I was thinking maybe the car should be called " 'er outdoors “…or possibly " Poppy”, due to the lovely noise she makes on the over-run…maybe it’s time for a poll ?
Mine: Grace II
D.J’s : Crazy Diamond
and I totally agree, they are not inanimate objects…that is a cupboard! They move and they do indeed have characters…and if I’m mad, then so be it!
My wife calls it ‘the coffin’ 
I’m sad too then! Mine is called Little Maz!! Not very inventive, but my old Saab 900 was called…Sven the Saab!!
Love him to bits!
LADYBIRD
Freda, as she is even prettier than the lady doctor on Holby City, or whatever the hospital series is called.
Lizzie and Mervyn (Cornwall 5’s)
I have just washed mine and concidering the mess at the front I think i might name it “Fly Catcher”!
Wifes is Maisie, mine is Nan after me Mum!!