I never named cars till I met my other half and discovered all his cars had names. Now I’m the one that names them all!
I have had, the Nova (a nova), Kitty (a corsa), Skye (a supra), Patrick, (a 406), Winnie (another corsa), and Bump (MX5). One of my favorite cars is a Rover SD1 called Fungus, I named him that cause when my OH bought it I thought it was ugly and horrible then it grew on me! It’s now had that name for 4 years and two owners and lives in Scotland, I did feel a little sorry for the guy we sold it to when we were insisting “His name is Fungus and you CAN’T change it” lol
Mine’s Jacko…cos it’s a bit of a monkey…
Well here comes another saddo, my Indiana is in what I think is one of the best colours for a 5 ( imo) Garnet Red metallic, so I call her RUBY after a fine young girl that was my first love and boy oh boy did we love
, yep for nearly 3 years happy memories and my 5 will also leave me with lots of happy days doing pretty good already. 
Mine is “Colin”
Due to the roof leaking like a colinder when i first got my hans on it!? lol
Puff (the magic dragon) - green and not very fiery. (Fairly standard 1.6. Him in the workshop called his Bluebottle for obvious reasons. It’s blue. They might be inanimate objects but they do have a character of their own. And, like most inanimate objects, especially computers, it really does help if you shout at them when they don’t work properly.
I don’t have a psychiatrist, I work in the NHS.