Oh man, that’s just not fair Rob, what is it about the RS and birds defecating on it??
Barneybear,
Seagulls only poo on the righteous! Surely you knew that. On second thoughts I don’t suppose you would know.
Hhmm, you were on my list (of two) suspects Mr Bear, and you shall remain there for the time being.
Has Brian got a tame pet Sea Gull now? Wow, thats cool…
No, but I wonder if he shops at the same place as SJK…
Two suspects? Come on name and shame.
I know the name/s of the seagull…
Jonathan Livingston Seagull ?
Let’s wait and see if the other suspect WIGgles out of being suspected or not…
Errr…?
Eh?
Well for your info Mr Curtis, I do have a pet Seagull named Stephen Seagull, he is in intense training right now for the escalator challenge!! I do however like the assumption that a Seagull is the main suspect all considering the amount of Ducks around today!! I am also not too happy that my name has been brought into what is probably a very stupid schoolboy prank, why me??
This…
was it this bastard Rob? i caught him on a car last year, he looked like he was up to no good"
ah yes, of course Stephen Seagull…
I think lead me to suspicion…
I’m not the sort of person to dobb someone in but… I did see Shieldsey and Sue making a quick get away earlier, they were near you car Rob!!
Have you got an E-Fit of him with a long wig and a brown bandana? He could be our man!
this any help?
For those of you that weren’t there at the scene of the crime here is an accurate reconstruction of the severity of the offence reproduced on the rear window so as not to affect my view of the road ahead.
