To the lady who shot out of her drive tonight in her mk3 did you see me as I swerved to miss you. I know it was dark and you might have had trouble seeing me, but I did have my headlights on.
Also to the man in the white van who had to park next to me at the supermarket after I had deliberately parked away from every other vehicle. Luckily my wing mirror is OK after you opened your door and smashed against it.
I think some people park next to you deliberately, probably because they are jealous.
Had it happen to me a couple of times
Glad your car was’nt damaged
Same thing happens to me - what makes matters worse is that some people don’t even apologise if their doors bang my bodywork, when I am actually sat in the car.
A while ago I was sitting in my cavalier ( sorry about the language ) in morrissons carpark, a woman approaches the 4x4 next to me, and whilst she fixes her offspring into the car seat, plonks 2 bags of shopping on my roof!! I am enraged, I start the engine and pull smoothly out of the space in one movement, I gradually accelerate down the carpark, in the rear view she is sprinting after me gesticulating wildly, I jaab the brakes, the bags fly forward hit the ground and I drive through the scattered groceries! I spun around the car park to collect the wife, the woman knew I was there but did not approach.
i swear this is true!
Mike
Well done, that will teach her
Please, pleeeeease let that be true :-)))
It is 
Someone opened their door firmly into mine in Tescost car park a few weeks back, proper Hammond-on-May style. Left some of her paint on my door, and she just walked off.
So I shouted after her whether she wants the police on her door for leaving the scene, or if she wants to apologise like a decent human being and offer to put right her wrong. She was such a classic ASBO fattie…she just stuck her finger up and walked off. So I had a little accident of my own on the way out… I really should stop holding my keys out of the window when I reverse out of parking spaces… 
My wife saw a woman hit a car in a car park the other day, and went and confronted her when she started to walk off. The woman said she had not realised…My wife pointed out to her the damage on both car was extensive, and suggested she leave her details for the victim…the woman wrote some on some paper as my wife wondered off for her appointment…not trusting her, my wife cancelled her nail being done (£25 saved)…went and sat in her car…the owner of the car damaged came back, where my wife told him what had happened, pointed out the damage caused on both cars, gave him a description of chavy woman, and left him waiting for her return grateful she had advised him…sadly for me the nail place still did her nails…so £25 not saved after all !
Nice one,love it.
My Wife parked in Asda carpark yesterday and had to get the car park attendant to push her car out of the parking space because some idiot had parked about three inches away from the mx5 drivers door if i had been there I would have been tempted to have an accident with my keys !
Not in my Mazda but I was parked at donington services a few years ago on the way down to London for short break with my girlfriend, an old lady pulled up next to us and opened her door into my car while we were sat in it. I tried my best not to go mental but failed…
When I had calmed down enough to not hit an old lady (I’ve heard its frowned upon) I got out and calmly knocked on her window and told her what she’d just done. She flat out denied it! If this had been a young lad or a fully grown adult I’m sure my reaction would have been to argue that they were a (expletive deleted) but as it was a little old lady I had to just accept she was an idiot and leave it at that.
<o:p>What are you supposed to do?</o:p>
Society seems to be getting ruder and ruder, waved at a middle aged lady in a 60 plate mx5 this morning as we crawled past each other in the Bodmin morning traffic, she gave me the finger!! So I blew her a very exaggerated kiss, ( it wasn’t premeditated as such, just a reaction ) she went bright red and started thrashing about in her car like an ape that had been stung on the backside by a wasp!
I didn’t catch much of what she was screaming, but what I did catch wasn’t exactly complimentary!
If I see her again, I WILL WAVE 
To the old lady issue. I hate people that believe as they are old they have “due” respect and can get away with being rude, due respect only goes so far. Should have walked round and smashed a head light then denied it was you and left.
Crazy lady - maybe get a reg up and everyone in that area makes a point of waving?
Parked in an end space in my local Asda’s just before Christmas sat waiting for my wife in the MX5, an elderly lady pulls up and indicates to park and just as she begins to reverse the local chav in his Fiat Cinquicento pulls into the space and dumps his car just missing mine.
I was tempted to have a word but thought communication with this overweight, shaven headed, pierced creature may not be a good idea and thought better of it and when the lady points out politely that she was about to park there she gets the “finger” and a mouthful of abuse.
It was spitting with rain at the time but by the time our chav had done his shopping and got back to his toy car it was pouring down and unfortunately the front tyre which had been nearest to my car was now as flat as a pancake.
I was long gone by then with a smile on my face!
If only you’d been there! At the time i think that i might have thought that was a good idea. Glad i left it like i did though, explaining to the police why you are smashing someones car up while theyre sat in it watching must be difficult at the best of times.
Cliff- Good on you, karmas a bitch.