Nice little cottage on the south coast with roses in the garden and a lovely view of the
M20, and join the local Morris Dancing troupe called Ye Olde Dover Dangling Wanglers, who meet once a week to practice and …
Dance around an abandoned Morris Oxford that has been parked up on bricks since
Ethel was unsteady and had parked it there just before she got nicked on her way…
to the quaint little tea shoppe that also sold antiques
Home from bingo after one too many wine gums fortunately she managed to get away with just having to
Toast her crumpets with plenty of unsalted butter, strawberry jam and…
a copy of the racing pigeon fancier, a favourite read which…
Where, in the “Letters to the Editor” section, she could pick up tips on how to…
…get her rocks off. Her rockery has been looking very neglected of late so she…
dug a bit deeper with a trowel and found a…
prototype wankel engine which had
…combustion chamber seals, leading to very poor…
longevity much like
the Common Opossum who compared to the Wombat…
has a flash in the pan lifespan. However, Galapagos Turtles
had tried communicating using a shell-phone (apologies) and…
due to the islands having a bad signal, realized it was quicker to walk to his mate and talk personally , which took about a week, but on his way ,an iguana said " guess what " …
I’ll use my best pickup line…Iguana get to know you (I’ll get my coat) when talking to…
a passing marine biologist, who said " sea levels are rising fast ,which means we’ll all need boats just to go shopping and …