I’m the one on the left.
Now that hair has got out of hand, hasn’t it, It?
Barrie
In reality my grey hair is rapidly heading towards white and getting well out of hand. As I’ve not been getting out much and not been seeing anyone the shaver hasn’t been out of the draw for a couple of weeks so what was a neatly trimmed goatee is now pretty much a full beard.
Looked in the bathroom mirror this morning and Kenny Rogers was looking back at me…
Oh dear…
SWMBO’s painted up her lips and rolled and curled her tinted hair
SWMBO are you contemplating going out somewhere?
The shadows on the wall tell me the sun is going down
Oh SWMBO… don’t take my 5 to town…
Bum chicka dum chick, bum chicka dum chick, bum chicka dum chick dum…
Watching the football over the past few days it amazed me the number of players who had mastered the DIY haircut for them to be so neatly groomed, yeah I am sure that their WAGS did the cutting.
Nah! All you need is a knack of using two mirrors and a hedge trimmer at the same time!
Which explains the lack of ears under that bowler hat…
Which could explain my tinnitus!!!