Thanks, the more I have found out about Prostate Cancer the more evangelical I have become. The advances in medical science have done me proud and the speed and accuracy of diagnosis, testing and referral by the NHS has been most impressive, particularly with all the problems of Covid. So it’s a 5.30 start tomorrow for a 7.00 arrival at Southend Hospital, if you listen carefully you can hear the sharpening of the knives.
Me Thinks It Ain’t Your Time !
You’ve Got This !
Well it’s been done, lost six hours of my life somewhere, sore, a bit of pain (ain’t Morphine great) but you don’t know how relieved I am. Indebted to the NHS and the great people who work in it. Hopefully home tomorrow.
Fab news! Hope the recovery goes well and you’re back in your car reasonably soon!
Knew You Could Do It
LOL [Laugh Out Loud]…The Lengths Some Folk Will Go To For Morphine
Seriously…Plenty of Well Deserved R & R and Indulge Yourself
Back home now a little sore and uncomfortable but I’ve made it. Catheter out in 14 days, follow up with Consultant in eight weeks. Thanks for everyone’s good wishes, it does make a difference to know your not alone, all power to the MX-5 Owner’s Club!
Don’t Know If It Helps
But a Mentor of Mine Coped With Her Catheter By Giving It a Name
She Called it ‘Claude’
Then When Removed…Her Daughter-in-Law Wrote a Poem ‘Ode To The Death of Claude’
In Similar Vein I Called my Fibroids ‘Tom, Richard & Harriet’
And My False Teeth are Harold & Hastings [Mark 1 - IV and Mark 1 - 11]
My Bridge is Called Bridget [When Your Teeth Start Falling Out as a ‘Youngster’ Humour Can Fail]
But…I Count My Blessing that I’m Not a Chap Recovering From Your Op !!
Kindest
My catheters name is currently unprintable!
I’m Thinking Use the Phonetic Alphabet
Like FoxtrotOscarCharlie
Only You Know What To Call It
Oh well back to Hospital, the morphine’s played havoc with the bowels, never had an enema before, right as rain now and waiting to go home, feel great.
Free of charge???
Not exactly, I have been paying for it over the last 44 years on instalment.
What a Lucky Chap You Are…Unexpected Bonus of Weight Loss
Personally I’m All For the Instalment Plan
Think You Meant This for PHILC1 or Am I Having One of My Senior Moments & Lost The Thread
Oh I’ve Just Learnt Something…How Modern Phraseology Translates From the Old
DOH !!!
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
Apologies
FoxtrotOscarCharlie
FOC
Free of Charge…
More ‘Go Away Charlie the Catheter’
Got it…
Should be going in Tuesday for my hip replacement.
I have had to self isolate for the week before so took the opportunity of driving my NC when I had to go for my covid check yesterday.
WE’RE ALL WITH YOU
Site is Asking Me to ‘Invite Others Over’
MX5 O.C.
Tell Me How ???