Not had a photo caption thread for a while…
Grunt…“Have you”…gasp…“got the number”…groan…“of that chiropractor?”
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One slip and you’ll ■■■■■ it up (literally)
The left one is definitely bigger than the right.
Last time we did this it was much easier!
Watch the rebound.! That’s why I walk like this…
I only asked you to check the b***** tyre pressures…
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One false move and you’ll be in the sh*t
“Has it just been like that since you got married?”
“I did tell you that just ‘hitting it with a hammer’ wouldn’t work”
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“Watch ya town halls”
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Something along the lines of what I said but it was blacked out 
Get down deeper and down
Down down deeper and down
Down down deeper and down
Get down deeper and down
I want all the world to see
To see you’re laughing, and you’re laughing at me
I can take it all from you
Again again again again
Again again again and deeper and down
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“Jack”
“Yes Jack”
“Have you seen the jack?”
“No Jack, haven’t seen it all day”
“Maybe it’s been hijacked Jack”
“in that case I’m gonna jack it in for the day”
“Me too, I’ll get me Jacket”
“See you tomorrow Jack”
“Cheers Jack”
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It’s a while since I had one as stiff as this.
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Right said Fred - all of us together! This ‘ere wing is goin’ to have to go…
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This constipation is really painful.