I was just thinking that this string may be a great opportunity to pass along any experience of life that have helped and may be of benefit to others…
To start things off…(very randomly)
When using a public toilet, always wipe down the seat with some toilet tissue. This achieves 2 things - cleans the seat (an obvious thing really), but perhaps more importantly, also ensures that you know there will be some toilet tissue when you have finished. I learnt the hard way as is the way with these things, but it has saved me since… You may thank me one day!
In the same vein - don’t use public swimming pools. Seriously! I mean, if you had some chlorine on you would you sprinkle it on that yellow snow then eat it? No? Then why is getting mouthfuls of water people have weed in deemed ok
I fully agree - it took many many years before I understood that not everyone thinks the same way I do. I had always presumed that given one set of facts, everyone will interpret them the same and come to the same conclusions - I was very wrong…
Always be careful what you wish for because the universe has an uncanny way of giving you it but perhaps not in the way you expected or would have chosen
Also if a women replies to anything with the word “fine”, it means the exact opposite, but you had better know why it is not fine…otherwise you are in trouble!!! Oh if they were as uncomplicated as men…
If your wife cooks you a nice meal but a bit later asks you if you want anything crisps snack etc, ITS A TRAP!! if you say yes it’s always followed by “ my dinner not enough for you then “
You’re stuffed either way - if you try and keep physical infirmities to yourself and bumble on as best you can, you’re criticised for not pulling your weight, and if you explain then you’re moaning!
Just my experience anyway, bottom line, just be yourself, do your best, and don’t listen to the critics!!
Despite what everyone asking for the truth says, honesty is not always the best policy. It will often bite you in le cul quicker than you can apologise for being honest.