Let’s put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home. This way old gits would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They’d receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they’d receive money instead of paying it out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance. Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned. A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education. Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ’s and legal aid would be free, on request. Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens. Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls. There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.
The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.
Tonic…you adulterate good gin with tonic…words very nearly escape me. Yes mate keep it in the fridge, essential out here, and drink neat. Gordons, not a proper gin in my books. Tanqueray and Kendricks are my two favs at the moment and I do like a drop of Plymouth when I can get it…bottoms up
I’m with Geoff on the Plymouth Gin. I find the tonic refreshing on a hot day,also, if I drink it neat I would be found upside down behind the sofa by mid-afternoon.
Hello Flying Flea, we’re wondering whether we have the qualifications to join The Old Git’s Clan? Bad back and elbow for the wife and my knees are shot to bits. Love our Grandchildren but great to give them back, they all can’t fit in the MX5 anyway We’ll continue to struggle to get in and out of her and really enjoy the driving in between, we promise.
Hey do i qualify for the old gits club , im wrong side of 45, overwieght, losing my hair,just about every part of my body hurts at some time in a year, i have to use the elbow when exiting the 5 whinge about youth of today, and just about anything anti social / bad mannerd irritates me and i go off on one, they keep telling me at work im old, my wife tells me im victor meldrew in disguise, and my kids say why do I keep buying young peoples cars ??? cheeky sods (its ok when they need a lift tho) So am i in ???
Just been to have a damage repair estimate done after a really silly old git reversed into my CRV as I was getting into it. I blew my horn to no avail. After hitting the car he rolled forward then reversed again at twice the speed, just to make sure?
So far Saga insurance have been good, but, why should I be hassled by a third party?
OH that’s not fair flying flea just 'cos we’re X RX-8 Goup people doesn’t mean we can’t be old gits too we still drive a MK1 MX5 and are of a certain age and grumpy and knackered, need I go on Oh PLEASE PLEASE let us join
do i qualify for the old gits club , im wrong side of 45, overwieght, losing my hair,just about every part of my body hurts at some time in a year, i have to use the elbow when exiting the 5
whinge about youth of today, and just about anything anti social / bad mannerd irritates me and i go off on one, they keep telling me at work im old, my wife tells me im victor meldrew in disguise, and my kids say why do I keep buying young peoples cars ??? cheeky sods (its ok when they need a lift tho) So am i in ???
… Cheeky blighters
Oh PLEASE PLEASE let us join 
