The Old Git's Clan

[flying_flea]

A few questions to help with your membership application (forgive any spelling errors Im laughing as I type

exactly how close have you come to owning an RX8 ?      Very very Close

have you driven one ?    Thought about it since seeing your group…I like groups in case you’ve not noticed

have you sat in one ?     Same as answer as above

do you know what an RX8 is ?  That’s a silly question …is it a bike???

do you understand that rotors are differnet to pistons ? Oh its a plane

have you looked at a RX8 catalogue ? No but i’ve built other models when i was a boy

And can I get into the Old Gits Clan - born in 1967 and read the Daily Mail Still thinking…Am i in now

 

 

 

 

[JIM.E]

 have a look at my website and then I’ll set you a test

if you get enough questions right ???

http://jimrx8evolve.webs.com/

[flying_flea]

 have a look at my website and then I'll set you a test

if you get enough questions right ???

http://jimrx8evolve.webs.com/

Already had a look… Nice  Got to go out tonight but post up the questions so i can cheat swat up a bit.

Make it simple tho…Like how many wheels & such like

[JIM.E]

 pm sent

[flying_flea]

 Looks like we got some more old gits pep’s

[Henny_Sis]

 Does that mean we’re accepted then

[David_Wooler]

 Iam sure lots of us old gits wil be pleased SAGA are good 

 

BTW we also drive a CR-V as well as a MX=5, is that another sign of been an Old Git

[flying_flea]

 Does that mean we're accepted then

 Ohhh yeeeees. Welcome

[flying_flea]

 

 Iam sure lots of us old gits wil be pleased SAGA are good 

 

BTW we also drive a CR-V as well as a MX=5, is that another sign of been an Old Git

Defo your in too. I’m in a good mood this evening

[Azcry]

Oi what about me as a founder member of the x rx8 group you may find i have a casting vote over membership hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm honoury or not, no democracy here (a few bribes may make the difference tho) oh and i have a pair of slippers

[flying_flea]

Oi what about me as a founder member of the x rx8 group you may find i have a casting vote over membership hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm honoury or not, no democracy here (a few bribes may make the difference tho) oh and i have a pair of slippers

 

Stop your moaning your doin me head in. Your in wiv flying colours. Keep your slippers on.

[muppet]

Can i join the old git’s club please???

[TerryM]

Old Git’s Clan - Membership Application

I would like to know if the following would make me eligible for admission to The Old Git’s Clan

1. Passed my Driving Test in a Ford Anglia 105E

2. Could put 4 Gallons of petrol in my first car (1937 MG TA) for £1 in proper money

3. Have prevously owned a Frogeye Sprite, MG Midget, MGB

4. My “TV Hero” is Basil Fawlty

5. Send e-mails to my MP complaining about anything that I feel I do not agree with

6. Will only buy meat, veg etc. in lbs.

7. Will have no truck with this new fangled “Lager” beer

8. Have no faith in these modern “Calculator” thingies - can add up faster in my head

9. Refuse to indulge in “texting” and put my mobile phone (which I anyway regard as an invasion of privacy) on “Silent” in restaurants etc.

10. Avoid supermarkets, with the untrained trolley drivers and queues, like the plague

11. Have been told by SWMBO that, in the few months I have owned my MX5,  I have developed an unhealthy relationship with the car, (FLO, I call her, on account of the number plate)

12. Now have my SatNav contraption (when I need to use it) set to “Avoid Motorways”

I await your consideration of my application.

 

[marpar]

 Dear Sir Terrry M,

  Having perused your application, if you are admitted to our ranks or not , I would like to make you my mentor.

[Henny_Sis]

 YES we’re in  thank you, we will try not to disappoint you

[flying_flea]

 Dear Sir Terrry M,

  Having perused your application, if you are admitted to our ranks or not , I would like to make you my mentor.

  Dear Mr T, What can i say but yes  

[flying_flea]

 YES we’re in  thank you, we will try not to disappoint you

 

We’re not getting off on the right foot here are we. Don’t sound so pleased for a start. An ok or thankyou would have been more in keeping. Try taking a leaf from Mr T’s book. 

[andyelcomb]

 YES we’re in  thank you, we will try not to disappoint you

 

We’re not getting off on the right foot here are we. Don’t sound so pleased for a start. An ok or thankyou would have been more in keeping. Try taking a leaf from Mr T’s book. 

Yeah, that’s what I thought. Far too polite and cheerful - I reckon a grumpy “an’ about time too” would be more in keeping with a TRUE old git!  

[Friar]

 How can I join please? My only qualifications are that I still have white shirts, roll neck jumpers and trousers with turnups in my wardrobe.  Ah, nearly forgot - can proudly declare that I have never in my life “texted” any one or even thought about it!

Any chance please?

[Henny_Sis]

Oh DAMN

We were trying to make a good impression cos we didn’t want to seem TOO grumpy, now we know better. Came home from work on the train today with a round flourescent thing to make the kitchen light  work(been in darkness for two miserable weeks) tried to get off the train and struggled due to football people going to Norwich, grumped at them. Managed to fight through them and got the thing home in one piece. Hands were cold, nose and eyes running, really not happy