Many of my friends and family think I am having a late mid life crisis because I have bought a sports car. To quash any such rumours and to reassure people I am not old, I have found this photo of me and a couple of lady members at my first ever club meet… I am the one with not much hair…
You looked rather lost there.
I trust you have Satnav to pick up the milk & papers.
Sat Nav? Is that a type of chair?
Nah! It’s a flash name for a passenger with a map and compass!
Nah, it’s a safety mechanism to make sure you get home safely before you dribble in your briefs again you poor old codger.