Finish the sentence

…sick bags ! Still, each to his own I guess, but then………

it could be worse, they eat bugs in Thailand, Cricket Korma or Centipede Kebab anyone ? , to hell with that, I’ll stick to good old fashioned …

…snake and pygmy pie, with…

a nice vintage Lambrusco to set the scene, all thats missing is …

the whistling gypsy guitarist and his

…sidekick, who plays with his maracas, and………

the chap that always whips out his dijeredoo at a gathering and…

says “does anyone want to blow it” and I dont mean just going " wow wa wow wa wow wa down it " coz you might conjour up a Dreamtime spirit who would say " blimey bruce " what on earth is …

Lady GAGA doing with a dijeredoo, I feel like If she was to blow it…

off course in a force 9 gale that the Windward Islands would have been discovered earlier…

and we would be eating Jerk Chicken and breadfruit instead of KFC, or Kentucky Fried quail judging by the size of some pieces , apparently chicken McNuggets are not all breast unlike …

M&S Kievs which are named for…

there resemblance to a Ukrainian city which once was…

the only place where Ice Cream was made with…

radio-active lard from

Chernobyl where the residents

half-lives of

Cheese had extended dramatically, a Brie would now last several years and…

glow green when the lights are out, whereas the crackers

gives you most bangs for your bucks especially when