Finish the sentence

smothered in gunpowder curry paste and Tabasco which always

cleans up tarnished chrome “bling” which

will make your accoutrements all shiny and

susceptible to pigeon droppings, which are a

component of the hair dye used by the local…

goth kids who look like pandas and

wear Frankenstein boots, because ordinary shoes…

aren’t tough enough to support

the weight of their facial jewellery which was the current fashion as well as yellow…

lipstick which clashes with their purple

Tie-dyed t-shirts,which they insist on wearing except when they are

skinny dipping in the local lido which allowed

midnight swimming on a full moon because …

the werewolves were on holiday in

Cleethorpes, for the dog show, but when it finished …

they were kidnapped by John Noakes and put to work on the

HS2 which is

a blot on the landscape and expensive, so much so that

Boris is considering scrapping it and replacing it with

a bridge too far