smothered in gunpowder curry paste and Tabasco which always
cleans up tarnished chrome “bling” which
will make your accoutrements all shiny and
susceptible to pigeon droppings, which are a
component of the hair dye used by the local…
goth kids who look like pandas and
wear Frankenstein boots, because ordinary shoes…
aren’t tough enough to support
the weight of their facial jewellery which was the current fashion as well as yellow…
lipstick which clashes with their purple
Tie-dyed t-shirts,which they insist on wearing except when they are
skinny dipping in the local lido which allowed
midnight swimming on a full moon because …
the werewolves were on holiday in
Cleethorpes, for the dog show, but when it finished …
they were kidnapped by John Noakes and put to work on the
HS2 which is
a blot on the landscape and expensive, so much so that
Boris is considering scrapping it and replacing it with
a bridge too far