Finish the sentence

And possibly a zip wire, which could drastically reduce journey times between

number 10 Downing Street and the Houses of Parliament which

Proved to be an effective,carbon neutral way to travel,so much so that is was proposed to introduce

mandatory zip wire travel for all MPs who

Lived inside the M25,although claiming expenses could prove tricky due to

Are quite capable of taking matters into their own hands,which could prove embarrassing when

putting in for their expenses

and convincing their accountant that Leather Larry is is actually a Jacket and not…

a Hells Angel from Murmansk who thinks Vlad “The Invader” Putin is cool because

he likes to ride bare chested through

Brixton, on a Ducati Desmo ,wearing a blonde dreadlocks wig and …

pull wheelies over

the speed humps , only to be told…

by the moderators that the post is inappropriate

because you shouldn’t ride over sleeping policeman for fear of waking them, but they do a great job and are underfunded, but at least we will have a new high speed railway, which…

will connect the South with the North so southerners can get to the ferret racing much quicker because

they intend to introduce the joy of eating jellied Eels to the Northerners, who will try them and say…

Yukkkkkk! Boney boiled fish in glue! It’s almost a bad as eating tripe which is like latex cooked in

a slow cooker and garnished with…

haggis and