Sea kelp, which is good for you because …
you need a twenty year old malt whisky to wash it down so
its medicinal particularly with
smoked salmon and
Jellied Eels, washed down with a vintage House Red , which will always …
…take the paint off anything. That said…….
so would pure Russian Vodka with Garlic in it, but at least it keeps the Vampires away and …
and gives you fresh breath…
Allowing you to kiss SHMBO sweetly and fragrantly on the lips whilst presenting £1 worth of ASDA daffodils and requesting funds to up grade (pick an item!!!) on the 5 …
If only it were that easy, with the price of chrome bling, I might have to resort to …
Selling a kidney,I hear theres a good market for them in
the steak pie industry, Sweeney Todd once said …
after a hearty pie with Mrs. Lovett ‘anything for the weekend then’…
“it’s down to the Winchester for a pint and wait for this all to blow over” except…
the Winchester was under water due to the flooding…
but captain Nemo wasnt bothered ,except its bloody fish for dinner again , but what he really wanted …
was a cork to stop the leak in the Nautilus otherwise it was…
a one way voyage to the bottom of the sea…
just south of Bognor which
King George V didn’t like much as the cucumber sarnies where limp, he said I would much rather…