environmental health services slapped a prohibition order on the premises, because
the grill extractor fan flue was to short, causing the smell of kebabs to …
Excite the taste buds of the local
vegan hippies, who started waving lemongrass in the air and chanting …
Give us sausage roles with…
plenty of chilli sauce which will definitely help with the …
methane generators. Wind turbines were
spinning so fast today, they pushed the British Isles 2 miles further away from France, and Boris was heard to comment …
where am I, who am I, what do I do? Wiff waff, before falling…
Out of his high chair,spilling his coco pops all over his brand new
president Trump crayon portrait , turning his face a strange browney orange colour, Oh Boris shouted, he now looks like …
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he has been turned into an orange Evana satsuma, but wait why the Italian
…cooked pineapple carbonara instead of …
tofu balls which were
also used as slingshot ammunition when overcooked , a bit like …
the pickled walnuts in my under crackers, that need
some Olde Monkey moisturizer , which is good for seized nuts …and bolts, and often used as a planet saving alternative to …
vodka, which is extremely volatile when mixed with
zebra urine but a world shortage has
forced manufacturers to use Nivea and Nitro Glycerin, as an alternative, but …