Madge the odyssey continued

Thanks if I ever get to maybe touch Asia and or Africa in Madge I’ll consider myself going into epic territory, at no point on this trip was I more than a 13 hour drive away from the Euro Tunnel entrance at Coquelles.

The reason I always have my boot rack fitted is because should I ever be so unfortunate to have a puncture, I can put my, recently inflated, space saver on, but there is no way I can get a standard 16’’ S-VT rim in the boot, though with my tools in the footwell and overnight bag on the passenger seat there is certainly empty space in the boot. The only way to get the spare home is to strap it to the boot rack, wouldn’t want a muddy wet wheel in Madges cockpit would we ? Learned that in one of the first editions of hardtop softtop I read from some one who got caught with a flat in their Mk4 in Scotland :wink:

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Id strap some extra ‘essentials’ on and hope a can of Tyreweld and that little pump that works off the cigar lighter to get me home…. :wink:

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Halfway up spme alpine pass in the middle of cold wet night is not the sort of place I’d want to learn the can o tyreweld does not work, keeping my fingers crossed for you :pray: :crossed_fingers:

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^^^^^Ha ha. It’s a bit damp at times but we rarely suffer frostbite in Cornwall. Our personal solutions are bespoke…

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Spotted Madge parked up at the 'Ring, in a Misha video this evening.

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Hi Art

Glad you are back posting …[was concerned for a bit]

Forgot to say I love your pics…some stunning scenic pictures taken :yum:

But the one that made me grin the most was the pic of your ‘stuff including half a ton of tools’

Because it reminded me of when Bullit, Bailey the Cocker Spaniel and I went on a short tour of England and Wales for several weeks and the two of us lived out of Bullit and what we’d pick up en route [no boot rack like Madge]

Always thought that Mazda developed the NB into the NC because of a lack of ‘boot space’

But actually what you can fit into an NB is surprising in my humble opinion/experience

I mean I nearly started a Thread along the lines of “I packed my Bag (NB) and in it I put…”

Especially if you have experience of regular moving e.g. the Armed Forces

Keeeeeeeeeep Posting :hugs:

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But I have to say Art…

What is going on with your soft-top :face_with_spiral_eyes:

I mean …all the pennies you’ve spent on Madge [and I get and applaud them all :saluting_face:]

Why that colour of soft top…it doesn’t seem to fit Madge at all :confused:

Seeing that girl carrying a back seat next to Madge proves an MX-5 is always missing its back seat because as soon as the lid’s down those are immediately stolen…
:laughing:

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After yet another bacon, sausage and egg breakfast with a couple of continental treats, I went out to check Madges oil level, which was perfect as it has been through out.

While doing so someone pulled up on a Suzuki 125 outside the hotel car park and had a good look at Madge, I nodded in acknowledgement and they nodded back before parking in the drive next door. As I was closing Madges bonnet down and putting the roof down said rider popped into the car park and removed their helmet to reveal a sparky girl who marched right up to me saying nice car and telling me her name was Emily as I shook her hand.

We had a little conversation about Madge followed by 125 motorcycles, told her all about Hildegard my Innova back home and then she revealled not more than six months earlier she hit a barrier coming off an icy road in the middle of nowhere.

With no one else about she phoned the emergency services and was eventually air lifted to hospital with a broken leg several broken ribs and a punctured lung ! A month or so later she discharged her self from hospital so that she could crack on with repairing her bike !

When I asked what her parents thought she said ‘very little’ she had a 78 year old grandmother who had choice of 3 bikes to ride, all of which are far bigger than I would contemplate riding if I ever get my bike licence. Before we parted she informed me that when she turned 18 in a month or so she would be joining the army to become a Accident and Emergency nurse. I wished her all the best as she dissappeared in a cloud of cigarette smoke !

I then noodled accross to the Nurburgring to enquire about getting a ride in either a full race spec 911 GT3 or a road going 911 GT3. The race spec car was fully booked for the next couple of days so I booked a spot in the road going car for 18:15 which was marginally cheaper but still eyewateringly expensive for a 7 mile ride.

From there I went down to Ardenau filled up with 15 litres of RON 102 picked up a frickadella roll and drove around the outside of the Nurburgring through miles of pine forest and gorgeous country side. Eventually I found a trck that led me up to Ardenaur Forst also known as youtube corner where many of the mishaps seen on the channel happen.

Indeed this is where on my first two visits, in a Volvo 244 DL in 1989, and MB C180 hire car in 2019 I’d had my own frights as the steering on both cars temporarily ceased to function as anticipated. I spent an hour or so walking down towards Fuchsrohre and then up to Kallenhard while a trackday was in progress before returning to the Hotel Am Ring for an aftenoon nap.

The next Touristenfahrt session started at 17:00.and mindful of the fact I had a 18:15 appointment with a chap in a Porsche I went out early in the session and spent that part of the lap that dips down from Kallenhard to Breidscheid and then up to Bergwerk letting a long line of faster cars through on the left. This meant I was in third gear all the way upto Karussell. Madge was not best pleased but she endured and once out of Karussell I found the space to change up to 4th. The rest of the lap passed swiftly enough.

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Once back in the Touristenfahrt car park I had a little time to think about the impending ride in the Ring Taxi Porsche, I have been fortunate to enjoy a few rides round circuits over the years, perhaps my favourite was sat about 4 feet in the air aboard John Denis’s Curtiss OX5 V8 powered 1907 Berliet. No windscreen, no seatbelts rattling along pulling 1400 rpm the car was doing circa 90 mph and wobbling side to side on its wheels what passed for veteran wheel bearings struggled to cope as we zoomed down Silverstone’s Hangar Straight.

That same day Nicholas Pellet’s took me around the GP Circuit in his 1931 Talbot 105 Le Mans team car, which had quite extraordinary road holding, for an almost vintage car. More recently friends in Bristol have taken me round Castle Combe in a Westfield Eight, more brilliant exposed fun, a Ferrari 458, point and squirt where ever you like and a replica GT40 which despite it’s lack of performance I preferred to the Ferrari. Though getting out of the last two on my hands and knees was plain humiliating .

But compared to the Nurburgring which twixt Breidscheid and Hohe Acht has a 300 meter rise in elevation, nearly as tall as all of Holland see post 13, the Silverstone GP circuit and Castle Combe are rather like driving around postage stamps.

As instructed at 17:45 I presented myself at the Ring Taxi rank and was handed a USB stick onto which a recording of my ride would be recorded from a go pro, infact there were two c,ameras recording the POV out of the windscreen, and one directed at me, further more track position speeds and G forces would be recorded in real time.

The car arrived 20 mins before I was due to depart and the once the previous passenger had alighted I was invited to take my place into a reassuringly comfortable Recarro typre seat, it may well have even been one a Reccaro. Ring Taxi’s are fitted with normal 3 point harness and no roll cage.

Sitting next to me the driver who looked a few years older than me introduced himself as Theo, we shook hands he offered me a mint which I did not hesitate to accept and then he told me what to expect as we headed for the gate from which to gain access to the track.

Theo explained that we were sitting in a 4 litre normally aspirated Porsche with over 500 horse power and that he would name and describe the ideal lines through the corners as we past through them.

Once we had navigated a single file chicane of cones after the barrier in no time we were baralleling along at well over 200 kph up Tiergarten to a right hander, where I waved to a photographer, as we headed down through several swoops that constitute Hatzenback and Hohenreichen. By the time I’d spotted that photographer just after Tiergarten I had already lost track of how many cars we had passed let alone what they all were.

From Hohenreichen Theo opened up the throttle and we went careering on down the dip through Quiddelbacherhohe and screaming round the curve at Flugplatz and down to Kottenborn and Schwedenkreuz, Theo was slicing and dicing through traffic that looked like it was almost standing still by comparrison.

Although braking with out any fuss for Aremberg it felt like my eyes were going to pop through the windscreen such was the reassuring force of the brakes. Theo asked if I was okay and I responded Ja absolute as we then accelerated down his through Fuchsrohre and up to Ardenauer Forst.

Despite the insane speeds we were achieving I felt totally comfortable that Theo was the complete master of the car and well wise to the ways of track being enjoyed by all and sundry with a wide range of performance and abilities behind the wheel.

Theo explained the reason so many people had difficulties negotiating youtube corner was that they either tunred in to early or too late and that heading up to the final right of Ardenauer Forst one wanted to be in the middle of the tarmac.

Enlightened we rocketed back up to warp faktor nine down the gentle slope and curve of Metzefeld and tighter right hand curve of Kallenhard where the circuit drops steeply with an amazing sequence of multi apex curves down to Breidscheid where after a sharpish left the track dips and crosses a bridge before rises up to the right towards Bergwerk, on 1st of August 1976 this where Niki Lauda lost control of his Ferrari with firery consequences the smoke from which I saw from a vantage point just before Breidscheid on that fateful day.

The GT3 raced up the hill and through the corners from Bergwerk to Karussell ridiculously effortlessly. We popped into and out of the banked left hand Karussell faster than I could think leaving another stream of cars in our wake. From Hohe Acht the curves and difference in gradients come thick and fast on one upward slope Eiskurve ones only guide is a bit of red and white kerb on a blind brow with no indication if the corner is left or right, its left and the track beyond the blind crest dips steeply towards the Pflanzgarten / Sprunghugel complex where one could easily go airborne, but not with my weight in the passenger seat.

Going through Schwalbenschwanz Theo again scliced through traffic with consumate ease so that we had the track to ouselves popping in and out of the left handed Kleine Karussell and round the right handed Galgenkopf onto the final straight.

What a blast ! Recently Jorg Bergmeister drove a GT3 round the Nordschleife in less than seven mins which would have put him comfortably on pole position for the 1976 German Grand Prix, I’d like to think Theo with me on board might just have beaten F1 debutant final qualifier Alessandro Pessenti Rossi’s time of 7mins 38secs to make it onto the back of the 1976 German GP Grid.

After all the excitement Theo affirmed I had enjoyed myself and told me he loves what he does too. I drove Madge round one more lap. All went well until approaching Kottenborn where a BMW briefly over took me only for something underneath to go bang, it then emited a load of rubber bits. Fortunately none of them hit Madge and I carried on, with no idea what happened to the BMW but he maintaned some sort of control so maybe it was just a puncture.

When I got back to the hotel I drifted off with the sound of that wonderful 4 litre flat six running around my head.

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When I got Madge she had a black interior and black top, felt like the black hole of Calcutta if I ever left her parked out in the sun, before the Febraury 2022 Special Operation I had planned on driving Madge around the world with Porto to Vladivostock the main driving experience. With that in mind I thought maybe when time came I’d go with a white roof, hard top has now been so painted.

When Madge had her suspension overhall done over winter I mentioned to Steve I’d love a tan interior, and he just happened to have stripped a Montana for his son to race so I had my beige interior so I went with a beige roof to match that. It does clash a bit but looks fine from inside :wink:

Am I to presume you mean me in the red MX-5 OC bobble hat with the black roof cover in my hands ? :wink:

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Wow!!!
Somehow I missed this thread Art.
Glad I caught up with it now.
Impressive and thanks for sharing.
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All roads lead to Brussels

After my mind bending ride round the Nurburgring the night before my mind was buzzing with things I’d like to do to Madge to make her performance a little less pedestian without compromising her touring versatility too much, so no racing seat and four point harness.

First off before I left England a chap in Portsmouth kindly offered me the opportunity to try the Elise S2 seat he has fitted to his NBFL, if I feel I can do a thousand miles a day in it and that my head will stay clear of the role bar in foreseeable circumstances I will get a similar seat for myself and have it fitted along with a roll bar.

With those to items take care of I can then run an upgraded Madge hillclimbs and sprints, so I’ll be looking at some adjustable shocks and suitable springs, ideally I’d like to keep Madges ride height standard for touring not sure if one can get shocks with adjustable height and stiffness so I’ll have to do some research when I get back.

Then if the ride in the Porsche showed me anything it was that supreme confidence really comes with supreme brakes, that really was the overiding wow faktor from yesterdays ride, it is one thing to go from zero to 280 kph in the blink of an eye but astonishing to be able to come to rest from that speed in the next blink of an eye.

Then finally while I am not in the market to go full Maduar with a Rocket Jagular V6 conversion, nor particularly keen on forced induction, I will be looking to give Madge a modest increase in torque by going the independent throttle body route.

With another 10k spent in my minds eye I detected a faint whiff of breakfast in the air.

As luck would have it the last full day of my holiday was a public holiday, celebrating the re unification of Germany. This meant the 'ring was open for touristenfarten all day.

Mindfull of the fact I really wanted to drive home at the end of the day I decided to stick to my self imposed 2 lap per day limit. I got to the circuit at nine amish when the track had aleady been open an hour and was surprised to find there were relatively few people taking advantage of an empty track.

My morning lap was probably the best I’d done yet, without much traffic passing I could focus on getting a smooth line and also be a lot less aggressive on the brakes, the whole lap seemed to flow which gave me plenty of reason to smile.

Sitting in the car park afterwards my thoughts turned toward getting some tuition on my next visit and maybe after Madges planned upgrades seeing if I could cover 22 laps of the circuit during a trackday, that would be a fabulous way to celebrate Juan Manuel Fangio’s famous 1957 German Grand Prix victory which he reckoned was his best and would turn out to be his last. Something to aim for in 2027 perhaps.

I spent the rest of the morning noodling round the roads that surround the track as I had done the day before. After an another afternoon nap I returned to the circuit for a final lap to find it temporarily closed due to an incident. I parked up for the duration next to a couple of MX-5’s from Bournemouth.

Eventually the circuit reopend and rather than join the immediate rush to get on the circuit I waited 15 mins for a bit of clear track, Not that the tactic did me much good since many of those who had gone out early went straight through the paddock to do a second lap so overtaking traffic was heavy.

Somewhere between Sabine Schmitz Curve and Hattzenbach I managed to blitz past a slow moving ND with a hefty looking wing on the back but most of the rest of the lap was spent giving way to faster traffic.

Back in the car park, see post 44 from Wardy 5 above, I put Madges roof back up as a light drizzle was making it’s presence felt. Before I left the ND I had over taken parked behind me, other than a quick nod of acknowledgement nothing was said. As I dropped my soft top cover in the boot I noticed a plaque in the ND to the effect it was a MX-5 GT3 #001. Something to look up when I get home.

When I arrived back at the hotel I took the opportunity to load up Madge again with tools and all the touring parafinalia, In the process I learned that my fire extinguisher works, I do not have it fitted in the car on track because I keep meaning to procure a quick release strap with which to secure it to it’s bracket.

Anyway while returning the extinguisher to the bracket in the dark I failed to notice the pin that stops accidental extinguisher emissions had dropped out so when I grabbed the handle to locate the extinguisher properly the was a short burst of foam was ejected into the cockpit ! Fortunately the foam was easy to wipe off.

Before I went to sleep I thought I’d set Waze up for the morning and promptly found out phone had been disconnected from the network. After a 150 call I managed to get the connection restored by using a different network, was on Deutsche Telekom, who I was sure was part of EE, and switched to O2 and bingo everything came back to life.

I finished loading Madge before breakfast and while eating it I realised I could very easily get used to having someone make it for me in future.

With Madges roof still being wet with dew I decided to leave it up for an hour or so until it was dried out properly. I said my goodbyes at Hotel am Ring while looking forward to a longer return visit.

At Ardenau I filled up with a last 40 litres of Aral 102, popped round the corner to the REWE to pick up traditional Gummi Baren for a friends kids in Bristol, who are now in there twenties and thirties, fresh orange juice, with bits, some sliced roast beef a couple of bread rolls, one last frikadella roll and a currant bun.

From Ardenau I retraced my steps towards Holland from just over a week earlier on my way in from Vaal. The picturesque route now being more down hill than up. The sun was shining when I got to Kerpen and joined Autobahn A4 headed west and I made a pitstop at Aachener Land Nord Services where I made a terrible cup of Roisbos using hot water from the coffee machine and foolishly added cream intended for coffee.

Luckily I had water and orange juice, with bits, to keep me hydrated. Before setting off again Deutsche Telekom kindly disconnected my phone again but fortunately I remembered the proceedure from the night before on how to select a different provider and while that was sorting itself out I headed into Holland.

I was hoping to avoid Brussels but somewhow I missed the turn off on to the A44 near Aachen so crossing the Meuse I found myself entering Belgium once again. The five or more lanes of Brussels ring road was not quite the nightmare it has been in the past on a Friday afternoon, may be it was the sunshine, maybe it was Madge or maybe it was the vibe from the Wally Lopez remix of David Guetta’s A Little More Love that I have enjoyed listening to for 20 years that was blasting out of Madges Road Angel Stereo or maybe it was the Germans travelling in an old A Classish Merc who kept waving and honking their horn each time we passed and repassed each other in the traffic which helped while away the time.

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Photo courtesy Geoffrey Horton

Once out of Brussels I was on a busy E40 / A10, the sun was probably getting to me as it felt a bit like the M25 except the road was straight and flat. I stopped at the Jabbeke Services where for a brief moment I wondered what it must have been like in 1953 when local authorities closed this stretch of road and Jaguar bolted test driver Norman Dewis into this XK120 in which he recorded a two way average speed of 172 mph, a record for any production car, with much of the road lined with spectators without so much as a straw bale for protection.

Once on my way from Jabbeke I was soon entering France and with a couple of hours to spare I was checking in at the Le Shuttle terminal at Coquelles. Being very early I was allowed to check in for an earlier train at no extra cost.

It felt very strange talking only in English with a couple of motorcyclists from Portsmouth as we waited for the call to go through customs. The English boarder guard apologised for having to ask me how many people I had in the car, I saw the funny side and she passed my passport back so I could board the train and complete my 20th border crossing in 15 days.

On arrival in Folkestone, I drove to the local Sainsburys and from there to The Brickfield Cookhouse and Pub next to the Premier Inn for a smashing fish and chips, my first hot evening meal since the Chinese in Ruti six days earlier.

From there it was a relatively quiet 2 hour drive back to Junction 17 on the M25 and 5 mins later I was at the end of this 2500 mile chapter in Madges life.

Thanks for joining me, your likes and comments.

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Thanks for posting Art - I’ve enjoyed reading aboiut Madge’s adventures :+1: Like you I’ve thought about ITBs for my NBFL (and my yet go there) but it’s a lot of money for not a lot more go. Whatever you decide, here’s to your (and Madge’s) next 60K.

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Thanks for your kind comments, a little postscript.

Yesterday I followed ‘the rules’ at Tescos in Watford and found a 03’ Charlie’s Angels LE to park next to.

Coincidentally we both got out of our vehicles at the same time and proceeded to have an hour long chat about the ups and downs of NBFL ownership. Unlike Madge Robs Angel has uprated grooved and drilled discs, like me he is not a fan of forced induction and has got itbs, a hot cam, ECU and four into one exhaust that gives him a gnats over 180hp at the flywheel.

He loves how his car drives but there is one draw back, namely that the itbs need to be warm to run properly

Made me wonder how much I want the extra torque and attendant fuel consumption :wink:

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Ah but think of the induction noise :upside_down_face: The reduced economy doesn’t bother me, more the potential for unreliability - including rough running cold etc. And as mentioned the cost for a relatively small gain, as anything will need someting like an ME442 as well as the ITBs themselves plus maybe a less restrictive exhaust and cams etc etc. I think I’ve decided against ITBs for these reasons, but time will tell!

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Welcome Back to the UK Art and Madge after all your Adventures together :saluting_face:

And go ‘Tesco at Watford’ when you found another ‘03’ to park next to and have a chin wag with

Tried recently in my Tesco at Newcastle-under-Lyme to park next to an ND in the hope of a chin wag

As I have with others in the Newcastle-under-Lyme/Stoke-on-Trent areas when I’ve been out and about in Bullit and parked or waved at another MX-5

NO RESPONSE

Guess no MX-5 Owners local to me are Club Members :smiling_face_with_tear:

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It is so tempting to start messing about but I have finally persuaded myself if I am going to compete on European Hillclimbs I will need a proper racing single seater or closed two seater, seems no one over there competes in a prod sport / prod saloon saloon spec on road tyres and I don’t see much point in competeing in a modified road car which would be almost impossible to drive on the road. I overheard a conversation at a party on Saturday that went along the lines of chap having to sell his road legal and taxed Marcos 1800 becuase his knee will no longer let him operate the competition clutch and anyway the tyres are so sticky they threaten to rip the back axle off at the start line. If that is what is required to compete a proper racing car seems a far more sensible option.

Thanks Bullit

Sorry the MX-5 therapy has yet to take effect with owners in your area.

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Thanks Art :handshake:

[It’s me own fault …Duh ! Currently self confessed recluse…not gonna meet anyone this way :roll_eyes:]

I have my reasons :crazy_face: :face_with_spiral_eyes:

So it’s been wonderful for me and Bullit to live ‘vicariously’ via you and Madge through your posts

We both thank you most kindly :hugs:

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You are welcome, Madge and I look forward to living vicariously through you and Bullit, I believe you have the Dales on your doorstep :thinking:

Meantime some pics from the Nurburgring, all credited and with permissions for social media use etc :-

25 09 24, Caracciola Karussell, Rike 67, racetracker.de

25 09 24 Wipperman also known as youtube corner, courtesy Rike67, racetracker.de

01 10 24 Sabine Schmitz Kurve, coutesy Nordschleifepics, racetracker.de

03 10 24 Caracciola Karussell, courtesy Ringspion, racetracker.de

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Bless you Art :grinning:

‘Fab-u-lous’ motivational pics from ‘Big Sis’ Madge [2002] to ‘Likkle Sis’ Bullit [2005] :clap:

[Apart from the colour of Madges’ soft top :zipper_mouth_face: :upside_down_face:]

Unfortunately no longer have the Dales on my doorstep :smiling_face_with_tear: as relocated to the West Mids

But Bullit going in on the 29th for new Offside Rear Brake Caliper and 2 x Handbrake Cables so ‘baby steps’

:handshake: :vulcan_salute:

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