Madge the odyssey continued

Last Sprint of the Season.

Since returning from Europe Madge has been kept busy with a social trip to Lydney that ended up with attendance at a charity classic car show at Lye Cross Farm Shop near Redhill in Somerset where I met a chap new to NBFL ownership called Josh.

After the show I took a circuitous route to London via Calne, Salisbury Plain and Andover.

A mid week wash for Madge was a precursor to her last competitive event of the year at Castle Combe for the Pegasus Sprint, organised by Bristol Pegasus Motor Club on Saturday.

It rained most of the way down, coming down absolute cats and dawgs twixt Newbury and Swindon after which the day would eventually become a sunny autumn one.

Two hours after I set off it was still drizzling and dark as I arrived at the circuit which made final preparations for Madge miserable work.

The screw hole in the number plate plinth I use to attach the timing light strut is a bit beyond it’s sell by date and because everything was damp the gaffa tape I used as a substitute did not want to hold anything in place, similarly I had trouble drying the white roundels sufficiently to get the tape I used for the numbers to stick.

Once the tow straps were fitted I went to sign on and had a bacon and sausage roll before struggling to get my race suit on in the damp.

Finally I was ready with all the parafinallia, tools, suncream, sunglasses, magnifying glass, road atlas of Europe, spare bulbs, boiled sweets, breathalyser kit, green vests, length of exhaust pipe, spare clothes, coat, unloaded from Madge safely tucked away in a little fold up shelter that is becoming a tad thread bare after 4 years of occasional use and that was never properly water proof in the first place.

By then the sun was gaining dominance in the sky and I had time to hang my blue and red MX-5 owners club fleece over the back of the camping chair in order to dry it out.

During all this I became reacquainted with fellow Classic Marques Sport Car Challenge competitors, along with numerous marshalls and members of the Bristol Pegasus Motor Club of which I have been a member for nearly 15 years.

At 9am the first practice runs got under way and about half an hour later Class F, Classic Marques competitors were called to the pit lane where a sound check, keeping the revs at 5k revealed her stainless steel cat back exhaust sans baffle in the back box still emits 89 db as it has done since it was first fitted in 2019.

The track was still soaking and not wishing to explore Madges handling limits in anyway I took it very steady braking in plenty of time for Quarry one of the most hazardous corners on any UK circuit which is approached by a vehicle unsettling Avon Rise, a sharpish left then a long sweep to the right for which one wants to find a late apex to gain momentum for the straight that leads to the chicane.

To negotiate the chicane in these conditions I had all the braking done by the marshalls post before taking care to avoid the slippery paint and rumble strips that mark the tack limits of the right left chicane.

At the exit I was well placed to pick up some speed going into Old Paddock but with the track so slippery I stayed wide of the apex and held back a bit on the throttle to avoid any chance of loosing traction.

I slipped into 5th along Hammerdown and by the next marshalls post on the outside of the circuit I was back in 4th and had completed my braking for the fast right hand Tower Corner.

Photo courtesy Tony Smith with permission.

Where in the dry one can give it the beans on exit in these conditions I just eased Madge through the corner and onto the straight that leads to the right left Bobbies Chicane where again I took great care to avoid the slippery paint and lethal rumble stips.

From there it was a short blast to the timing beam which I crossed 103 secs after leaving the pit lane exit timing beam.

That time was 6 seconds faster than any of the three previous practice laps I’d recorded at Castle Combe in any conditions wet or dry. A sign that despite my caution I am gaining in confidence as the years go by.

As the day progressed I had various visitors including club member Alex with whom I have done several tours in the UK in the last couple of years , then Dave Cooper a former European F3 competitior from the early 80’s with whom I have shared Madge in previous seasons popped by.

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All went well on my second run just under 91 seconds. During the lunch break it was a huge privilege and pleasure to find author and no mean racer Jeremy David Walton approaching me to ask if I was ‘Art Tidesco’. I first read Jeremies articles in Motor Sport magazine in 1972 when my interest in the sport was just beginnning to take off aged 13.

Over the last couple of years we have become aquainted through facebook but I never imagined in a million years we would meet, but he lives local to the circuit so maybe it should not have been quite such a surprise.

Photo courtesy Charles Alexander, with permission.

My third run would prove my fastest at just under 88 secs, I fluffed a gear change along Hammerdown so I was optimistic I might go a bit faster on the final run, but it was not to be I cut the timing beam just over 88 secs probably because I held on to 4th a bit too long on Hammerdown but I finished with my car intact and having avoided leaving the black stuff.

Photo courtesy Steve Gorse, with permission.

On top of all of that I collected the final signature I need from the organisers to apply for the third wrung of the Motor Sport UK Speed Licensing System, Speed International, just need to pass a thorough medical and get a vehicle suitable to compete with in Europe.

After getting changed, packing up, saying my good byes and thanks to everyone I could find who made this splendid event happen I went for fish and chips at the Cross Hands Hotel, where I believe the Great Western Roadsters still meet, with Alex.

We then parted ways and I made my way to the Walnut Tree Hotel North Petherton where a king size bed and good nights sleep awaited in Room 38 exactly as it had seven days earlier. I was up by 7am and packed Madge up for another little adventure before breakfast at 8.

The weather forecast was less than brilliant but insufficiently dire to deter me from making my way to Lynmouth departing at 9 while listening to Eldred Stevensons ‘You are now leaving West Sussex’. Waze gave me a choice of two routes and I chose to go the most familiar via Taunton, Elworthy, Exford and Simonsbath before heading across Exmoor down to Lynmouth.

Although the weather was a good deal more foul than I anticipated after looking at the forecast I had great fun on the almost empty roads while enjoying the piano of Ramsay Lewis playing Wade in the Water. By using my local knowledge and anticipation on the stretch between Elworthy and Exford I managed to avoid using Madges brakes at all except to cross the A396 at Weddon Cross. In places the wind was starting to bring down a fair a mount of debris in the form of rotted branches but it all added to the fun and sense of adventure.

After slowing for a horse and rider in Exford and going up hill out of Exford towards Simonsbath I started to pick up speed again but shortly after the national speed limit sign I had to bring Madge to an unexpected stop as there was a tree completely blocking the road.

By the time I had done a three point turn Waze had calculated a new route with a diversion which added less than 5 mins to my journey time. At Simonsbath where the road heads up and across the Exmoor the entire road was covered in leaves, there was not a patch of tarmac to be seen.

Driving up on to the moor the Bonzo’s were singing Hunting Tigers, but perversely there was no livestock to be seen, not sure where all the sheep, cows and horses one usually sees were hiding but it meant the road was empty of walking hazards which made it that little bit more enjoyable.

As I negotiated a couple of switch backs descending down the East Lyn Valley the Bonzo’s were regailing me with Canyons of Your Mind, apparently Viv Stanshal sang this covered in sequins just for me.

Unsurprisingly Lynmouth was very quiet, but the pastie shop was open and I enjoyed one as I walked from the first foot bridge acorss the East Lyn up to the second footbridge and back, not a long break but enough to enjoy the sounds of the river washing all my cares away.

As I headed the 200 odd miles home up Countisbury Hill there was still drizzle in the air so I left the roof up in anticipation of more to come. Again the roads were virtually empty and an absolute joy to negotiate, especially Porlock Hill. At once past Carhampton the Sat Nav directed me from Wilton to Taunton and then on to the A358 to Horton Cross where I picked up the A303 to Andover and from there onto the M3 and on home to end another excellent weekend with versatile Madge,

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In case of interest, I use one of these - attaches to one of the baby teeth (or on my car a bracket that replaces the baby tooth).

Just out of interest what is your mileage in the last twelve months?

Good luck with Bullets repairs :sunglasses: :+1:

Thanks for the tip mine is a bespoke item 3d printed by Peter Connew, who’s F1 car inspired Madges livery, I need to fit new number plates in the off season so I’ll probably either use bigger screws or drill new holes. My front baby teeth have also been replaced by brackets :wink:

Averaging around 13k between MOT’s since lockdown :wink:

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Thanks. Expected a bit higher as you seem almost to live in it! I’ve been reading some of your earlier posts and the car has obviously been properly sorted before the Odessy. Be interested to know what you carry spares wise. It’s easy to overdo; especially as we get older and more cautious.
As an example I cycled to Morocco on a racing bicycle and didn’t even get a puncture!
Student friends in a summer vacation bought an Austin A30(?) for £50 and all four of them went to Greece and back. Dumped the car at Dieppe free to next user!
Happy days…

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Sorry it has been a while since I updated anything here …

When I was a kid my folks took me on several epic journeys, Athens to London in a Pininfarina A40 was the first in 1966, then Durban to Mufulira Zambia in a Mk1 Escort Estate, then from Mufulira we made several trips to Nairobi, Mombassa and Dar es Salaam in the Escort and later a FIAT 124.

I was also a boy scout so I tend to be over equiped with spares and tools owners manual, Haynes electric airpump and jump leads, small socket set, set of spanners up to 24mm, complete set of bulbs alternator and PAS belts, obd2 reader roll of gaffer tape and selection of cable ties, if I am in the car on my own the M&S bag it all fits in goes in the passenger footwell where I have a fire extinguisher. Got a foam pad my Mum used to use in the garden in the boot for unpleasant bending eventualities and a substantial decorators dust sheet

I’d rather have it all and not need it, than not have it and worry about not having it, besides one never knows when any of this could be useful to help someone else out of a jam.

Since my last post been down to Lynmouth a couple of more times. During storm Bert I went on a little tour, with friends from a Lands End to John O Groats tour a couple of years ago, from Monmouth to Hereford, was hoping to get up to Llantony Priory but roads were getting a little dicey before we reached Tonypandy so we skipped going up into the hills.

That night I had an eventful drive over to Solihull and back to attend the Classic Marques Sports Car Club Annual Dinner. On the way back the roads were mostly empty and I had tremendous fun looking out for pot holes and puddles.

Next morning my friend Tony, in a Mk4 BBR and I made for Ross on Wye and then Gloucester before heading our seperate ways. On the hills to Ross on Wye the roads had veritable streams running down them making the centre of the road the safest place to navigate.

As we got to Gloucester we found The Lake had flooded the road a good 4 or 5 inches deep for at least a 100 meters. Rather than turn back Tony went for it following another vehicle his rear number plate was visible most of the time so once he was clear at the other end I went for it and was mighty relieved when Madge emerged at the other end. Thinking about it afterwards we both agreed what we had done was foolish but were amazed at how well our cars had coped.

Photo courtesy Nick Wood

Last weekend I went down to Lydney and Madge and I took part in the Christmas Parade,

I was asked to take Mother Christmas with me, there was a Mk3 following with Father Christmas bringing up the rear. All in all a brilliant evening.

The following day I was back at Lynmouth to take my seasonal greetings card photo of Madge with their Christmas tree.

Sorry not many pics but obvs still having a great time.

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FB has a habit of reminding me of my past. I thought this might be interesting from five years ago. Finding myself unexpectedly on my own twixt Christmas and New Year after my weeks work on the ambulances I thought I’d take Madge for a spin to expand my boundaries north of Edinbrugh. Starting from Bristol I drove up to The Waverley Inn in Dingwall.

By 07:30 five years ago today I had filled Madges tank and a jerry can with Tesco’s finest momentum and headed out onto the NC 500.

Around 10am I reached Duncansby Lighthouse where it was unbelievably windy, I took the precaution of parking into the wind, this almost certainly saved the door from getting blown off but made it incredibly difficult to get out of the car ! After a brief wander around I went round the corner to John o’Groats where I had a super breakfast and bought a bargain jumper which I wear at this time of year to this day.

Really enjoyed the drive West, once passed Dounereay weather calmed down a smidge but not enough to put the top down. Stopped to enjoy the view, a primal scream, and a sarnie somewhere near Heilam just after 13:00

Heading south Durness the roads just kept getting better, almost a complete change of scenery with every corner. Managed to pick up the incredibly sinuous narrow, not suitable for wobble wagons, Drumbeg loop out to Clashnessie after Newton and stopped at Lochinver to empty the jerry can and stretch my legs just after 15:00.

It was dark by the time I got to Ullapool. Having had a good nights sleep there the night before I headed back to The Waverly Inn in Dingwall. I arrived at the local Lidl just before 18:00 and restocked for my journey back to Bristol. After my 350 mile adventure I had a Chinese takeaway and slept fitfully before heading home to Bristol the next morning.

Wishing everyone a Happy New Year !

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How did carrying the Jerry can go? I’ve had one for thirty years and only used it recently when I had to drain a full fuel tank to change a fuel pump. It would certainly add some range…

Surprisingly well, I only took it because I was not sure if/where I’d be able to get fuel twixt Christmas and New Year. As it happened I’d probably have been okay Ullapool had a petrol station that was definitley open and within range from Dingwall. Lucky I was travelling alone though, jerry can takes up approx one third of NBFL boot space :wink:

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