“You won’t go to heaven with an AK47”
Dang! Great song title…I’m on the lyrics…Wrinkly can you have a word with Roadie I think the fame has gone to his head…reel him in a bit.
Good job I kept some dough back from the investments. An amazing opportunity has just come up. I’m putting in every penny we’ve got left. A bit hush hush at the moment, will update you later. Just going to meet up with a Nigerian prince.
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Now now roadie, if you don’t calm down we will have to take your company MX5 off you. 
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Really getting worried about all this - dodgy money, even dodgier contacts and …
Do I need to keep my Kalashnikov handy on the passenger seat of the MX-5? 
Do they know where we live…
Steady on Roadie!
We’ll get you a road crew to help - honest!
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If he doesn’t behave we will make him drive a faux MX5, a Fiat 124 Spider.
Tony and the boys, the pharmaceutrical people have a lot of family in Italy. 124 will go down well with them. Always good to project the right image so good plan. 
As you’ve been spending our advance you’re going to get an early MGF with the ubiquitous blown head gasket, it will give something to do. 
Why are you being so negative here? What have I done to upset anyone? Spending the advance? I’m puzzled. Let me just check through the thread…
Sorry guys, think I must have been hacked. No idea how all that happened or how I became a victim of identity theft.
Password changed.
Tell me when you want the van loading.
Awesome! I knew you were a good un’… 
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Phew! Like I said I was getting worried…
Glad you’re OK Roadie!
PS the gun only borrowed from the KGB Museum in Prague (yes it exists - now there’s an experience!)
Given back now!
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We had a very close call their guys! Thanks to the honesty and due diligence of our good friend and Roadie we escaped serious losses…I think we should put Roadie above minimum wage as a reward for his loyalty. His workload can remain the same of course.
How much do you guys think we should offer him?
I think Roadie should be treated as an equal member of the band. Unfortunately that means he’ll probably get paid practically s o d all… 
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Yes I think s o d all will be fine, less tax and national insurance though. 
Well I’ve been getting my gear ready for the O2 inaugural gig…so far everything works and it makes a noise…
notice the little Vox MV50 next to the pedalboard…that will work if the Rig goes down
You can never take enough guitars with you…good job Roadie is also my guitar Tech…paid of course…never broke a string but one day I will and he’ll be ready.
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Of course…
Are you really sure you have enough guitars, you must have room for more? Do you want me to have a word with Mrs Phoenix_25?
Oh no…please leave the Mrs. out of it…I never show them all in one place or actually state in writing how many there are…becomes proof if any legal proceedings were to take place…
Never strung a guitar, think I’ve done enough stringing everyone along recently.
So who is running gig security? Keeping all the tea-leafs at a safe distance?
They’re everywhere, often where you least expect.
I had a Laney AH115 Audiohub which was very useful as an easily portable PA for “events,” but only after I’d custom-modified it to give some decent smooth bass (ie lowered the bottom end by adding trusty old Silentcoat to cure the floppy-plastic cabinet walls).
One big snag, one afternoon before a gig while setting up at a church hall it simply vanished into thin air. We’d only had it a couple of months.
The wheels made it too portable.
A witness later said he saw two kids running along the road towing it like a wheely-suitcase. That was the last anyone has seen of it.
So if you come across one of these, and its insides have generous lashings of Silentcoat sheet and absorber in all the right places, and my address, it’s MINE!
We’d like it back.
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